witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

(via jfiya)

iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

(via calculatedcalamity)

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(Source: andrewbelami, via itspeterkha)

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS
emotionalize:

Lezgo

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3, via pizza)

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

(Source: jewishsanta, via calculatedcalamity)

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

image

(via pizza)

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

(via pizza)

imgfave:

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voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

(via jfiya)